I was complaining to her how my cousin, who is about to get married to this skanky gold-digger of a bitch (oops, couldn’t stop my self there) in January, kept changing schedules for the gown measuring. And, get this, I’m supposed to pay for my own gown?! What the fuck is kuripot?! PLEASE. But that’s not the worst part… Their motif is yellow. As in pee YELLOW. I hate it. Basta, I pay them 500 pesos. I’ve never, I repeat NEVER, made patahi a gown ever in my life. Not even for prom. Or grad ball. Or graduation. All because I plan to make patahi super super duper nice gown for MY wedding…
Anyway… You know I really wouldn’t mind if it were a close friend of mine getting married. Gimme the worst possible gown design in the worst possible color with the most unimaginable theme. I wouldn’t mind. But this… I don’t even know this cousin of mine. All I know is that he’s stupid enough to be unemployed for more than an entire year and to get married to some 39-year old paper trailer. And this 39-year old….? Geez, what could she possibly see? Easy money? Damn girl. By 39 you have got to be really desperate.
Arrrrrrgh. This is me thinking of coming up with a “work” excuse to just fly to HK or Singapore in the New Year and totally miss their wedding.
And this… This is just going too far…
Chai Cadelina (9/18/2009 2:43:25 PM): oo ganun kakapal sila! even yung gf ni chit kainis din- medyo mayabang- tingin samin “poor relations”…
me (9/18/2009 2:43:32 PM): fuck them
me (9/18/2009 2:43:41 PM): oo nung pinakilala ako ni dadi
me (9/18/2009 2:43:43 PM): tangina makatingin
me (9/18/2009 2:43:45 PM): yabang mo ah
me (9/18/2009 2:43:48 PM): tanda mo na eh
me (9/18/2009 2:43:59 PM): bakit ngayon ka lang ikakasal what’s wrong with you
me (9/18/2009 2:44:03 PM): yoko na. period.
me (9/18/2009 2:44:11 PM): di ako sisipot sa measurements
me (9/18/2009 2:44:12 PM): kasal
me (9/18/2009 2:44:13 PM): wtf
me (9/18/2009 2:44:24 PM): di ko naman kamag-anak yan
me (9/18/2009 2:44:34 PM): masira pa new year ko
Chai Cadelina (9/18/2009 2:47:14 PM): ganun nga makatingin! sobra manlait! Anyway, tignan ko kung pwede pa umatras; if di na, well… sipot na lang tayo at baka pagalitan ako ng husto ni dadi coz ng oo na tayo
I know, I know, I know! I bring Kanye West to interrupt their wedding! “You know what, this ceremony in Tagaytay is great and all but Beyonce has got the best video of all time. Of all time!”
