the (not so) secret life

The long weekend is loooooong and it’s only Wednesday! And WALAAAAANG PASOOOOK! Birthday kasi ni Japs eh kaya ginawang holiday ni Gloria. Ganyan talaga pag sikat (na gitarista, hindi bodyguard).

Even if walang pasok, I still went to school. Siyempre. Miss ko na Ateneo eh. Srsly. I mean I can see Ateneo from our window but I miss it so goddamn much. Wenkwenk. I’ve done nothing but sleep, eat, and watch TV. Parang sembreak talaga. Well, mukhang wala kaming sembreak eh so I guess ngayon ako dapat nag-cchillax. Especially after a grueling week filled with math. Oh I actually spent yesterday thinking about the urn problem. See our professor had us answer this long test problem at home, maybe because he thinks that none of us would actually pass the LT haha. Anyway, I spent the first half of the day thinking about those frikken blue and red balls in the stupid urn. Hindi na nga kami naka-graduate from urns, balls, cards, coins, die (and by die, I’m referring to the plural of dice. Not that I just want to say DIE randomly). I powernapped for a couple of hours and woke up feeling very powerful. Yeah, I was able to figure out the second part of the problem when I woke up. Ahhh the joy of sleep.

Allow me to gloat, mkae? It’s the first time I actually did something right for our Stochastic Calculus class.

Modesty aside, I think it’s because I kinda mastered our discrete probability class way back in soph year. Yeah, actually yun lang yung math subject na I could get by with sheer intuition. (Yabaaaaaaaaaang) But if you think about it, napakababaw ng understanding ko sa lahat ng math courses. I think natuto ako sa discrete prob kasi si Sir Quimpo nakaka-pressure. So yun, hello good study habits. Noon. Wala, hindi din nag-last. But thanks Sir Quimpo. I am the master of the URRRRRRRRRNNN!! I am the goddess of BALLS! hhh.

Frustrating and ego-boosting at the same time yung fact na meron pala sa internet nung solution. Burat mehhhn. And very very similar pa dun sa solution ko, so good thing ba yun? Sayang lang oras and energy ko kakaisip about the balls…

Speaking of balls, I will kick some serious balls. But, umm, I’m still a bit torn. Ysee, I went to this despedida of a blockmate days ago… managed to have a good time sans alcohol (bawal na ko uminom goddamnit)… had a blast… kwentuhan with ex-coursemates… had another argument (dumping number n, solve for n, hint: n > 2) with HH.

So far, this is the lol-est argument I’ve ever had with him. Heck, this one’s top spot in the books. Until the (n+1)th dumping I guess. I remember I asked him when he would give up and he replied “Give up? Bakit ako mag-ggive up eh SOULMATE KITA?”

And I responded in the only sane way possible.

I laughed… out… loud.

Naman kasiiiiiii. Soulmate?! SOULMATE?! Ilang taon ka na?! Naka-ilang cheeseball romance movies ka na?! SOULMATE AMPUTA. Kung soulmates nga, di ba dapat may pagka-mutual yan ng konti?! Kahit konti lang?!

And the worst part of it was that he was dead serious. LOLZ.

Sorry for being a beyoooootch. But this guy just won’t let up. I think he’s the most persistent one so far. Taas pride eh.

And the only sane response would be…

To crush his pride. Yes I really mean it this time. Major paasa mode like never before. So if you see me acting flirty and affectionate around him, don’t panic. I haven’t turned stupid. I know what I’m doing.

And I think it’s about time we add a little more excitement to AMF. Mejo dragging na yung existing “romance” sa AMF eh. Bagal. Bored na ko. Geez I see my coursemates too much everyday, enough to have memorized their outfits haha. Not counted yung roommates (and honorary roommate) ko since I think they’re no longer JUST my coursemate/roommates. Awwww. Hhh. They’re my bitches. Hhh. No srsly, they’re a blast.

And Zah is weed. And I’m yoroPOT. And we’re making a movie that’s gonna beat the crap out of the Cannes entries. And we’re having a Friends showdown too.

It’s all good.

A little hellish from time to time. But it’s all good.